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[–] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I.,... I really like this.....,......

like -.....,........ gosh.... somehow..,.. the idea of a peep who knows stuff - but is,,..... nice n soft..,... but also like,....,... adventures,..,...., like - I.,.... I wana have adventures..... even if it is jus dumpster divin,....,.... I wana,... have interesting things happen..,.,.,

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    So, like, a crust punk?

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    ... am I a puppy gf?

    I don't hate soap though, so maybe I'm a labradoodle gf...

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    does anyone want to take me in? my feet are dirty and I'm hungry and I promise I'll take my meds and only bite your enemies

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    The occasional nibble is fine but there will be baths and obedience training.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    she's perfect 😍

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What about a gf similar to this, but a dom kitty? 🤔

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    bæddelist mendicant

    Trying to read this made me feel like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdU635esPpQ&t=65

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