Odd, given that he has no class
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Trump Ass
Trump class:
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So they'll be shitty, ineffective and overpriced?
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Because it will be full of Bubba's sea men?
Sounds like the kind of warship you'd buy from AliExpress
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This is not something a sane president would do. They would not want to win a nobel peace prize then want to attach their name to the deadliest tier of a weapon.
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What a vainglorious asshole.
Utter embarrassment... anyone associated with this idiot ought to be profoundly ashamed of themselves...
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Man's scrambling to change media and public focus. Scrambling.
Design highlights of the new #Trump class #battleships:
- Very wide amidships
- Capable of wrecking entire countries
- Loudest engines ever
- Largely funded by Saudis
- Solid gold toilets
- Totally full of bilge water.
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Bit of trivia: the mid-life refit program for Canada's Iroquois-class destroyer was called TRUMP: Tribal Refit and Update Modernisation Program.
That program happened in the 1980s, so Mr. Trump is 40ish years late to claim the name.
Probably the worst ship that can be built, if the current admnistration is an indicator. Big as a carrier, but oblong instead of ship-shaped, and propelled by a standard-sized outboard motor sold by one of Trumps relatives for $fortune.
Will also sink on launch, because including a bottom was too expensive.
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The only way he can have any class
Like a 4 years old: "but Mommy! At the kindergarten Kim said that he got an air carrier! I want one too!"
The US naval shipbuilding has been reduced to like ... two yards ... Bremerton and Baltimore, i think ?
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Warship sized
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They sink THAT fast?
I can't wait to see these no class vessels
Will these Trump class ships be really really huge but have no substance?
Tell me about this Trump class! Is it couth? Is it debonair? I must know more.
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glory holes in every room!
No VLS cells is such the perfect cherry on the turd.
It'll be sold on late night TV? Operators are standing by, call now!
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may they all sink to the bottom
I hope this cunt is alive to see all his bullshit erased but I won't hold my breath.
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I don't doubt it at all that if these shitheaps get built they will be: bigger (wastes of taxpayer money), faster (time to obsolescence) and be 100x more powerful (flushes in their toilets).
"Best looking" too.
I'm sure gold plated isn't mil-spec for warships, too hi-vis.
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