There was a Thor comic where the young Thor meets a shield maiden who is as crazy as he is. She fights, drinks, and parties as hard as he does. They are happy together for many years, and then Loki comes along and asks Thor to go on a brief adventure. Thor and Loki go off for a few weeks and then return. But sly Loki knew that the realm they had gone to ran on a different time, and years had passed. Thor's love had died alone, waiting for him to return.
TIL I'm a dwarf
Being a dwarf sounds alot like my ADHD
Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it's job better when flat.
Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore
Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.
I'd be fine with the dwarf disappearing for 36 hours and forgetting I exist.
Today I realized that elves and dwarves represent different locations of the neurodivergent spectrum.
Anyone who has not seen the Fantasy High episode where they just dunk on elves the whole session owes it to themselves to watch it
Ahh… this brings us to the nature of the hair she shared…
checks out.
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