I get a kid's fish dinner from our local. It's massive for a kids portion and only 4 quid.

Or, two battered sausages, chips, onion rings, gravy.

Piece of flake, two potato cakes (aka potato scallops) and two dim sims.

Haddock and chips (large) dripping with vinegar, mushy peas, and a can of cream soda.

I live in Canada now, and what they call fish and chips is fish and French fries. I really want a huge heap of proper chips 😮‍💨.

Chicken burger, scampi, gurkin, and a battered sausage. Pineapple fritter if I’m feeling fancy

In my fatter youth:

Large cod, large chips, side of beans.

I'm my healthier mid life:

Medium cod, large chips, curry sauce / gravy

Half a battered sausage, half cod (both shared with the other half) and chips covered in salt and their homemade onion vinegar

I keep seeing "battered sausage" and I kept wondering "Why the hell do all these people want a dusty beat up sausage"

Its battered as in baked.. Oops

Fish, chips and mushy peas with a breadcake on the side. I then make a butty with some of all three ingredients.

Fish & Chips Battered Sausage & Chips Chip Butty & Gravy

All good options!

Unsalted/unvinegar'd crispy chips in peanut oil, and a battered haddock lightly drained and taught to swim in tartar sauce