"I'm starting an unprovoked war to distract from the fact that I repeatedly raped children."

My bet's on airstrikes on Venezuela -- they already announced a full sea blockade ...

I voted for Trump because he's the ONLY Person who could Keep the US OUT of War! And I'll vote for him a THIRD Term because he's the ONLY Person who could End the War that HE Started!

-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!

He's annexing the moon or declaring cheese illegal or announcing the Purge. Any old insanity is possible.

He's going to announce war with Venezuela. Because of fentanyl... Which doesn't come from Venezuela.

Trump Fidget Spinners, for only $5,000. Per month.

Purchase is mandatory and will be deducted from your paycheck.

Inflation is over. World peace achieved. All Americans rich.

But somehow evil Democrats are trying to murder angelic Republicans.

🤞on-air suicide

I mean a truth social posts talks about wanting to get land back from venezuela that they stole from us so im not sure I can think of anything crazier but im sure he will come through in his usual terrifying stupidity.

I'm guessing either a new batch of "nation building" tariffs or the announcement of more countries being banned from entering the US.

It'll start out with some heinous shit they're going to do, but devolve into long rambling about how awesome Trump is, plus random moaning about his 'enemies'.

He's doing the best job ever is going to be the jist.

In any case, it'll make an SNL cold open look sane by comparison.

Well, I just watched it. It was basically Trump jerking off to his fantasies and lies of him being a stable and effective leader and blaming all the bad things ever -even if not true - on Biden.

It was basically a nothing burger with no new announcements of anything.

My guess this was him saying nuh-uh to his appropriately low approval ratings and how most Americans blame him for high prices.

It is my understanding Epstein files are coming out Friday so this could also be one of the administrations plan to let Trump go full scale Trump and gish gallop lies after lies to have people talking about that instead of how he rapes small children.

Who knows. His brain is clearly fried and he doesn't understand what is going on in the world, the US, and probably his own diapers.

He will send special forces to kill Maduro.

It’s just narcissistic asinine dementia blather.

Ridiculous I can live with. But announcements like this usually end up with more people dying.

ITT: nobody with any serious predictions (other than Venezuela)

Wasn't he due for a top off of his totally not antidementia meds? It's funny how an address to the nation is right after that.

He'll announce the country he's going to bomb next (to avoid the Epstein/drumpf files.

Then the ugly clown will announce Democrats are terrorists and illegal. Something stupid like that.

After that, he'll ramble on nonsensically, shit himself, and have to be escorted away as his dementia state begins to creep everyone out...