1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout "ICE, you are under arrest" and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

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[–] 125 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown

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  • [–] 87 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Or verifiably democrat or left leaning

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    or hold political memes in their phone

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    I mean the evangelical security guard last known registered as a Republican, best friend said was Republican, and spoke out openly against pro choice democrats to the extent of making a list and murdering families and injuring others was actively voiced as being left leaning by the media simply because it helps their narrative. I don't think they are looking to verify anything.

    "Our intelligence reports say they are not making nuclear weapons" -i dont care, we are bombing them. "Our intelligence reports say the facilities weren't completely obliterated" -i dont care, your intelligence is fake news because it doesn't fit our narrative.

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  • [–] [S] 32 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Nah, it could be a white AF looking person from Germany that shared a meme of the vice president...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn't picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don't let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk

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    And your helpers and you must be white.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    What was the original clip about?

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  • [–] 143 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    People need to start kidnapping and disappearing:

    1. Conservative white Republicans.

    2. Evangelical preachers.

    3. ICE agents.

    4. Police officers.

    5. Republican politicians.

    Just dress up as ICE, bust down their doors, and haul them off. If they try to show a birth certificate or passport, grab it from them, tear it in half, and call it a fake.

    White Christian conservatives need to learn that they will not come out of this unscathed. They need to know that they are just as vulnerable as anyone else, and that they themselves are a minority group in this country. We need to put the fear of God in these bastards. That's the only way this will ever end.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Next page in this playbook is fixing disproportionate domestic violence against women by beating men, and fixing disproportionate institutional racism by arresting more white men on bullshit charges. I think the underlying problems will just find a new outlet.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This would require the bullshit “opposition” to stop cowering. Non-starter.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    You need to threaten people with guns and machine guns

    The crazy part is at this point in American history, you'd have a high chance of getting away with it all.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    There are lots of stories about this.

    But, those are the ones we know about. Are there others we don't? I'd say it's certain.

    For a serial killer, this has to be a gift from the gods. Get some gear from an army surplus store, cover your face, kidnap and kill someone, hide the body, and everyone will just assume that they were deported and lost in the system.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, that is my concern.nifnyounget jumped by guys shouting ICE with no proof, you have a second amendment right to defend yourself.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Never easier to kidnap deport people in the USA

    1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
    2. Find 2 people to help you
    3. Cover your faces
    4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are under arrest being deported” and throw the victim into the van

    All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening, they do not even need to get a disguese or something, and nobody would care if ICE are the ones who do the deports.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I wrote something very similar a few days ago. It can't be the us government hasn't realised how dangerous it is till now.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Until, till, and 'til are all used to indicate the time when a particular situation or period ends, or when something will happen. Until and till are both standard (but, perhaps surprisingly, till is the older of the two). 'Til, with one L, is an informal and poetic shortening of until. 'Till, with an additional L, is rarely used today, and should be avoided.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/should-you-use-until-or-till-or-til

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You understood what he meant. Ergo, he was correct.

    Language is just a means of conveying your thoughts into someone else's head. Grammar is a set of guidelines to ease that process. So if you picked up what he was putting down, his sentence was valid.

    Na mean?

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