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[–] 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Faked, the real one says "Green and salty just like me"

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    As much as I hope and wish this is true I don't think society could put up with such a bold marketing strategy.

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    I don’t drink soda often but I feel Squirt is the best one out of all the mainstream sodas out there.

    Grapefruit soda and the name is Squirt, I mean, come on, it’s firing on all cylinders here.

    It also makes a great mixer, especially with tequila.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Bomb’s Pajamas sounds like a dangerous job for an item of clothing.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Hrm, well I hope he shaves, 'cause I ain't never seen a hairy pistachio.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    I'm so glad someone made a Jim Carrey edit of this

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I wish this was my job, doing silly ads

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?

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  • Suck on my chocolate salted balls https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

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