you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you're the third member of this staredown

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[–] 63 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 51 points 10 months ago

    it's got a penguin, therefore it's about linux, therefore it's political.

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  • [–] 118 points 10 months ago (44 children)

    Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.

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  • [–] 58 points 10 months ago (39 children)

    Because she's 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.

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  • [–] 109 points 10 months ago (21 children)

    Well I'm an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways

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  • [–] 37 points 10 months ago (14 children)

    I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named "Bidet", but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is ("Piplup"), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (12 children)

    my biggest boomer opinion is that there's only 151 Pokemon's, the rest are mental diseases. I won't learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Ah shit another fellow gen one'r.

    Don't forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we're old now)

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    She only checks Pokemon's prostates...

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Same here. I was going to say he's still at green health, no way she's catching that bidet with a regular ball.

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  • [+] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    ... except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

    This... usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name... right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

    So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of ... not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

    ... This all implies... that this Pokemon's purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

    Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to... actually use 'Bidet' as a bidet.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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    Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Those are technically bikini panties.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn't have a negative effect on real-life at all, it's not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it's not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn't the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to "child-coded" things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    I mean... I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also... it really doesn't have to be a sexual thing.

    You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position... its... not like guys cannot also use bidets... and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.

    Sure, it can be, if that's actually your fetish.

    But it doesn't have to be.

    What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?

    Uh... when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she's in)...

    I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could 'see more of it'.

    I was also friends with less uh... attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I'm getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I'm actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.

    What I'm trying to say is:

    What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl's undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.

    Not all girls wear granny panties.

    Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.

    I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward... 'cringe', even... not fetishistic.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by antis, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    ... I don't know what half those words mean.

    I know loli is basically drawn, prepubescent girls.

    I don't know what a lolishota is.

    And I am afraid to look it up, lol.

    I also do not know what an ... 'anit' ... is?

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago

    Smart bidet.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    In her defence the toilet paper is out.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    women use toilet paper for peeing as well

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Also men that don't want pee drips in their pants.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Not getting blastoise out for that job?

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    I dont like this.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Sure, just treat it like it's non-sentient.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    awww she's happy to see you

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn't bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn't have the sense to take care of my body.

    My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn't do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    ...but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    I finally got the joke she's out of TP so she needs a bidet

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    "I'm hungry"

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don't remember the character's outfit but I'm imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    This is just completely barbarically wrong. There's no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray

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    Ironically, Bidet will be unable to fulfill their... nomative deterministic function... if they do not have enough PP for Water Gun.

    ... where PP stands for Power Point(s), in Pokemon lingo, the number of times a Pokemon can use a specific move.

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    [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    awww piplup!

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