I am extremely disappointed that I can't unread this.

This is what happens when you post about corn all day.

Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds

Learning English was a mistake

Way to put the shit in shitpost

I did not consent to learning this

Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.

Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty. It takes preperation. Sometimes Preperation H.

I don't need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one

Who said true love was dead!

It's called "Muddy Moses."

What did Zimbabwe do to deserve this?

And that's why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.

Jesus fucking Christ lmao

Bring the corn back

Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.

I think this is now the middle of my life. There's the before this entered my brain and now the after it entered my brain.

I don't get it... why Zimbabwe?