1. Coming up with a meme template
2. Delegating memeing to the crowd

Watching someone walk into the bathroom I just used

Watching them walk out

I'm colourblind and forgot if the links start blue or purple. Dammit.

Oh I'll take regular.

Unless, of course, you have almond butter...

1. I smell a fart

2. It was me.

Has this sort of vibe:

This is a great idea for a post! Sadly I'm not clever enough to think of witty text, but I'm loving the thread so thanks

1. Do you want to see my spider?
2. ...

1. Do I want a pizza?
2. Yes, one with pineapple.

I suck at memes.

This feels like it could be used in the same vein as the Vince McMahon increasing excitement meme but maybe a bit more sinister

1. Life's good!

2. But it could be better.

Back in college they called me the milk man

Because I always deliver

She gave me her number. How do you like them apples?