There’s also never ending laundry.

You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you're finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in

You forget the part where you spend *1/3 of your day (if not more) performing complex operations mostly for the sake of "number goes up" because that is important to something called "the economy".

The part you describe is actually the "free time" part of the day.

Or you don't clean at all because you're a dumb, depressed piece of shit that's just rotting away. :(

Before Enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water

laundry and trash and cleaning the kitchen too. it never ends.

until it does and that's sad.

I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!

Smart adults pop out a couple of serfs to help with some of the chores.

What a dream, no laundry, no grocery shopping. Sounds wonderful.

Don't forget about "self care". Whatever the fuck that is. My therapist keeps telling me and I don't get it.

I refuse to do any of this on the weekends, I only work on my hobbies, so I just spent +5 hours deep cleaning my 3d printers. lol

True there's literally (meant in the literal sense) nothing in between these things.

And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.

Then you forget about doing the laundry

And sweeping the wood floor every time you walk across it

I'm tired of this, grandpa!

If you don't like it, you can quit it and open an onlyfans, make millions and vanish. No one forces you to do real adulthood.

If that's the definition, I'm not adult[ing]. :/

Did I skip it? A friend says I'm "retired" (prematurely, because of ailments/disabilities).

Or is this just an ableist definition?

A messy house wont be the end of the world. Abandon your chores. Go outside.

Only if you're depressed 🤷‍♂️