Science says you may be both!

Yes

glances at Kissinger and Cheney

This would explain a lot

dutch oven themselves.

Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."

Yes, but not always.

I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.

I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful... Like it's a gut biome health check

I'm sure it smells like shit though

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Cursed comment

Big Fart propaganda!!

It's just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition

Doesn't seem like that's the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else's farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.

Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.

Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.

Mine smell the best though

My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he's getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It's a fucking horror show. It's like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.

This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

This is a very astute observation.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

true

Ask, and ye shall receive an answer.

Crop dusting only

That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

I mean... Yeah? You'd suffocate from the lack of oxygen. 🤷‍♂️