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[–] 39 points 11 months ago

Alternate title: "I took a picture of a dry turd every day for 16 days"

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    The sand is almost gone

    The suffering has begun

    The balance to be restored

    Death will not be ignored

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    The grim reaper needs to stop edging us and take him already

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Be fair, if I were the grim reaper I'd not want anything to do with that obese bumbling imbecilic child rapist either.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine the ferryman having to listen to trump’s rambling all the way down the river styxx? He would throw himself in, trump would become the new guide of the underworld

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If you're not woke, you're asleep.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (13 children)
  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    That's the wrong class to sleep through. I was always good at math (I minored in it), but having to go back and teach myself was always super difficult.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It was 10:00, I was a freshman, and yes it would have made my life a lot easier.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    10:00 isn't even that early. Plenty of mistakes were made as freshman.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It was my earliest class.

    My kid is a freshman in college now and I asked him when his first class was, he said 10:40.

    That's my boy. 🥲

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Computer Science for me, which was my major. But the class was just a little too warm, had natural light drifting through stained glass, was in an echoey auditorium and at 3pm, when the sleepies hit. God help me I tried everything to stay awake except caffeine, because I was a stupid child.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    No amount of caffeine will save you from afternoon sleepies in the wrong class

    In my case it was a grad level course They let me in as an undergrad because I was smart and motivated Only half a dozen students Giant mug of coffee

    Lots of matrix algebra 800 year old professor 3pm Dead quiet room Fluorescent lights

    The shame of dozing off in his class still pains me decades later I AM SORRY

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I still haven't started drinking coffee, 35+ years old. I feel tired all the time but that's what two kids do to you.

    I'm just happy I don't have to depend on any substance to keep me normal.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, it's bad. I was at a wedding once, and feeling under the weather. Headache and flu symptoms. My friend brought me a hot tea to help my throat, and as I drank it, I started to immediately feel better. Then I realized I hadn't had my morning tea, or my lunch iced tea, or my dinner iced tea... that's how I found out I was chemically addicted to caffeine, lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Dang, do you add caffeine to your tea? Or is there really that much in tea naturally?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I think it was the regularity of me drinking it. 1 large, hot lipton black tea in the morning, maybe an iced black tea before lunch, one at lunch, maybe 1 after, 1 at dinner, and maybe 1 more after. I was using unsweetened tea to ween off Gatorade which helped me ween off soda at the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    You majored in computer science but found the subject boring? I never understood this.

    I recall back in school a girl asking me when signing up for classes for next quarter, which classes required the least amount of writing code. I guess those people go into management.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    what a smug, stupid, piece of shit. I cant wait for the great flush.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    See? He's literally ending wokeness, by literally being unwoke

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Dozy Don..... This is what happens when you stay up all night sending out 150+ Truth Social posts 😂

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Ootl here, is that the president Sleepy Joe I've seen getting mocked for years?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    captcha: please select the napping pedophile(s) to confirm youre not a robot

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    These pictures make me happy because this is what he'll look like WHEN HE'S FUCKING DEAD!

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    This POS needs to relentlessly mocked

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Probably hard to stay awake when your posting nonsense all night long!

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Hmm, does DJT wear the same fucking suit every day, cause it sure looks like it.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago