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[–] 48 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Santa can't risk flying over US airspace this year.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago*

    I legitimately think that's a relative of mine.

    I need to send this to him.

    Also, despite being surly in general, he used to carry square-rimmed spectacles he'd put on when children "recognized" him.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Buying nothing for Christmas is a small but effective en masse protest for y'all fwiw fyi

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It must be a lot of work for Richard Stallman to juggle between advertising the free software movement and giving out presents to children.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago*

    That's his look for when he's in the South Hemisphere (he does quickchange like a stage actor mid-flight)

    Milk and cookies and a heavy coat don't do well when it's a tropical summer, friends.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago*

    I get covid, you get covid, the one in the back gets covid... Everyone gets covid!

    Ho ho ho hoooo

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago
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    This is GabeN, not Santa

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