I'm a little surprised how much of that knowing Danish allows me to reasonably interpret when reading it. It's just a pity I made this marvelous discovery trying to read something written by fucking Geert Wilders.

And still manages to have a more consistent spelling than English.

I'm german, never learned dutch and the only part I couldn't make sense of is "mbt de dwangwet".

That being said, Geert Wilders is a racist cunt and right wing populist.

Does indeed often sound horrible. Is, however, quite comprehensive.

Dutch Vander is a J. K. Rowling type of name for a character

I can't even understand it and yet it still manages to make me sick, like strawberry Quick. Thanks Lucas!

Dellow Felegates:

Who's opgelost?

This made me think of swedish chef

Am I racist?

This guy has been doing stupid hair and spewing far right bullshit for longer than trump.

Pretty sure he didn’t blow bubba though.

Dutch = Gungan

I'll never see it any different from now on

The difference between grammatical and literal translations is always so funny. Here, let me explain:

Dutch: geef me een klap papa

Norwegian literal: gi meg en klapp, pappa

Nor to English literal: give me a clap, dad

Norwegian situational; smekk meg, far 😏

Nor to English literal: smack me, father 😏

Give me a clap Pappa!

Wait. How are the Dutch not Gungan again?

More importantly, Geert Wilders is not a serious person.