If planning on being a serial killer, run a barber shop or something where literally thousands of people leave their DNA on-site, and your DNA is on literally thousands of other people.
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Become a blood splatter specialist for your local police department. Only target the most evil and guilty of people for your “killing spree”. If they start catching on, fake your death and move north.
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This might backfire if you get caught committing a crime, as they might peg you with conspiracy to commit hundreds of others. So don't get caught, I guess.
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Use DuckDuckGo and/or a VPN if you're going to commit crimes
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They will just cite the time you searched for how to commit that particular crime.
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That's why I always suffix my Google searches with my neighbor's name. He always signs his texts.
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