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SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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[–] 10 points 11 months ago

Eh just become a regular cop. Then all you have to do is either take a paid vacation or move a county over when you're caught. Then the city will handle body disposal, you don't need a boat or ocean access.

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