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[–] 31 points 11 months ago

It is that kind of party!

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Remind me to give you your own bowl of mashed potatoes.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Ooooo I also have a dick. Can I have my own bowl too???

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    If you guys are only doing one thing with the mashed potatoes ..... you can share the bowl.

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    [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    It's how you use it.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    That's enough Internet for me today, thanks!

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Thanks, that helps a lot.

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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Bangers and mash

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    You know what they say even the smallest dick can split a marriage.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Unilateral actions like this is how you get dick taters.

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    [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Actually inspiring.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If this gon’ be that kinda party

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    It may be small, but it's thin too.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Thanks Rudy.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    How did you know?

    Were you....watching? Hmm.... you like to watch, eh? (insert maniacal laughter)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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