That dude has used biker meth more often than deodorant.

To be clear, he should be jailed for that massacre of the language alone. There's probably a lot of other charges that would stick as well.

It's like they had caps lock on, and only when they tried to capitalize America did they realize it.

I always thought it was wild that the Klan is so vehemently against Jews, yet, they worship Christ, who was raised Jewish himself.

*dueling banjos plays*

Comma splices and 'outher'? Definitely bigot. These people pluralize 'email' with an S, despite it being a mass noun. They're sick.

These people vote.

Not J jail! The humanity!

DRUG DELLER

Ouch.

Those dang drug dellers! Slinging dupe to our chillins! Trying to get my to smoke wood coming out of the grocery store! I'm just trying to by some monistat cream for the missus so her nethers stop itching.

Most literate American.

I like people who can't spell. This guy seems legit. /s