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[–] [S] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago*

    Mermaid. Adjustments can be made for the lower bits, or even external fertilisation, but a giant fish head staring at me would ruin everything.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Human top. Face and such is important.

    The real problem is I can't really swim, so that's going to limit our interactions.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Looking for a lady who's one eight mermaid and she uses her maiden fish name to sell her fish art.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Def the mermaid. I cant be looking at a fish head mid coitus.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)