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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Have sex with a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid (Fish head with human body) (Your Preferred gender, top/bottom is the same gender) (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or sell em to restaurants!

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

NOOO OUR CHILDREN

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Hey, 50% chance it's not cannibalism, right?

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