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[–] 31 points 11 months ago* (7 children)

She called me "fully functional"!

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?

    Asking for a friend.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.

    If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.

    If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    How do we define fully functioning?

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I'm interested in knowing what "fully functional" means in this context.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    I'm skeptical and need to see a pic of one this small.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Good. So there is a chance...

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    So how many football fields is that?

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