My favorite one is when everyone learned he's Christo-fascist racist piece of shit.

There was a community on reddit called cropped Norris memes where they cropped out the punchlines, so all the posts were along the lines of "Chuck Norris doesn't use the bathroom" and that's it

Those were my favorite

Chuck Norris doesn't deserve jokes about him because he's a right wing arsehole.

Chuck Norris does not have a chin. Under his beard is just anothet fist.

I remember for a time, there was a small effort to change to Vin Diesel. And that was before it was well known how shitty of a person Norris truly is. Kinda sad the switch to Vin Diesel didn't stick.

Fuck that guy.

In Soviet Russia Norris chuck you.

Chuck Norris jokes aren't about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is about Chuck Norris jokes.

Bruce Lee kicked the shit out if that removed

Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

A venomous snake once bit Chuck Norris. After several agonizing days, the snake finally died.

Chuck Norris's tears can miraculously cure cancer. It's a shame though, because he's never cried.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

After Chuck Norris visited them, the Virgin Islands are known as just Islands.

Chuck Norris' sorcery was so powerful it's meta properties got transfered onto the jokes themselves making him normal again and the jokes able to play Pokemon GO on a landline.

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can kill you.