There actually are apples with red flesh - also apples with pink and orange flesh.

if it's tasty, make sure you remember which tree you got it from. get a cutting and draft it into an apple tree sapling. enjoy your new apple variant. name it whatever the fuck you want to.

Ya gert plum

If you think that's an apple maybe you shouldn't be foraging...

This isn't a true story, but it's a cute enough one.

The supermarket sold this variety for Halloween. The kids found them funny but they didn't like the taste so I had to eat all of them. There might actually still be one left in the kitchen.

I know this is a meme, but that's a red plum. Also please don't eat things from the wild, you're going to kill yourself.