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[–] 21 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    ...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago* (4 children)

    Holy shit, these are all amazing.

    We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

    "The Chinless Wonder."

    "Dog-faced Kitty."

    "Fatty McDuff."

    "Few Clothes Molly."

    ... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

    This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago*

    Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

    I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

    slightly nsfw

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.

    $20 went a lot further back then.

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  • [–] 61 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    What workers?

    A "s__ worker"?

    Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Ella the Wolf
    Lily the Fox

    1800s furries?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn't awaken inside of me.

    And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it's too late for me to not be a furry.

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    [–] 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

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  • [–] -3 points 11 months ago

    It's still legible though. I think it's leas for the sake of modesty than just maximizing reach in the algorithm of whatever social media it was reposted to. An image-to-text algo would probably not register the marked word(s) to then mark the post as vulgar or 18+, and then show it to fewer people because of that. I see it all the time in posts mentioning Palestine, which started when it became apparent that those kinds of posts were being suppressed.

    Along the same lines, sometimes something silly like a hair is edited into the image. I've always assumed this is to prevent it from getting caught by content-recognition algorithms, which would mark it as a repost and either remove or de-rank the content.

    Seems the hate is better directed at the algorithms that make this worthwhile than the reposters frustrating those efforts to sanitize everything by putting a non-destructive mark on the content.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    I needs me some of that Hambone Jane.

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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

    I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Three-tit Tillie?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Big Bonanza sounds like the name of a restaurant for big eaters, and know what I'm all for it

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Also, guess we'll have to give a shout out to Cottontail the NSFW voice actress and VTuber cottontailva.carrd.co/

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Also also, how long can an adult performer go with the stage name "The Virgin" before it becomes false advertisement?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago*

    Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔

    If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

    Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Velvet Ass Rose is mine, mine alone!

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    They can't all be 10s.

    Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

    Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    What's the deal with Rotary Rosie?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago*

    Only about 3 or 4 male-ish sounding names on here, so I guess Leo the Lion. But I refuse to wear the lion as anything other than a belt!

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago*

    Tit-bit, Fatty McDuff, lol

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  • I wanna be known as the big bonanza

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    No love for Nellie the Pig?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    I'm already on the list. Actual name and fairly accurate description.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Big nose Kate or Sappho

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    The Dollop did an episode on Squirrel-Tooth Alice.

    https://youtu.be/Kz5EG7zvFzg

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    This is as real as.... as other stuff that people is made up.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)