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proof someone else wrote it

SIGNED JOHN BARRON

Oh my, I want a supercut of that.

Donald Chump has a nice ring to it

At least the European Commission has their own Mastodon instance.

Yup

There's a lot of stuff we should nationalize, starting with almost everything the DOGE Goblin owns. We paid for it all, it's ours.

You say that as a joke... I could see Trump hopping on that train. Truth Social - worth at LEAST $200B, which the government will pay direclty to Trump as compensation for making the platform the national social media platform of America.

PHEASANTS

So dumb.

Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.

trump would eat all the chicken in the KFC bucket out of greed. cartman only eats the skins out of pure malice.

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Trump fractions: I get 2 scoops and you only get 1. And you have to watch me eat. I WIN!!

regarding that I'm amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that's actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS

He doesn't imagine any scenario except the one that was just told to him the latest. All he does is regurgitate stuff other people have told him.

Hey, you gotta create new virgins somehow and until we get better at cloning we've only got the one method.

God it's worse than I thought. It reads like he's lost his mind.

What a shitshow. 🍿

The first two are like he's trying to manifest it

Lol, friendly "Plane Wave". He's such a fucking child.

TF is a "Plane Wave"? Google leads me to physics papers and articles which I'm pretty sure is not what he meant.

He said his name and position at the end in all caps.

You know he's being serious.

God help everyone if he starts to count to 3

He might even turn the car around.

Now, I'm against war, but I would implore both countries to do the opposite of whatever this fucktard says out of spite.

Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their "Let's Go Brandon" shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.

To me, it's like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I'm hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he's not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he's the best they've ever had.

But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president.

The joke of American politics is that you'll have two candidates run by smearing each other into the dirt. One of them will squeak out a win and get a few months of being The Most Charismatic Person On Earth because of a marginal victory largely on EC winner-take-all. But the TV/Radio will say this person is INCREDIBLY POPULAR and people will be brow-beaten into believing it.

Then that person will actually attempt to govern, fumble the ball for a while, and watch the media turn on them. Popularity will plummet and the opposition will come out of the woodwork insisting "Our Guy Would Have Been Better". Except its a media cycle driven by incompetency and corruption at the elected level. It's inevitably a false choice, because everyone on the ballot was one flavor of corporate shill or another from the get-go.

By the end, all you have left is an argument over who would have been worse. Everyone calls everyone else a moron for thinking the wrong things. Nobody seems capable of identifying quality leadership, because quality leaders don't have an in with corporate media to inflate their celebrity profiles.

It's cargo cults all the way down.

Need to check the keming on that font.

that dedare looks a little eyetalic.

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