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[–] [S] 115 points 11 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    Yeah, he probably doesn't like the new potential nickname of, "Commander Cock in Throat"....which would tie in so nicely to the NFL's Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now...😂

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Blow-TUS

    El BJ

    Head of State

    Heinrich Hummer

    The Deep Throat Dictator

    Brojobber General

    I can keep going

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.

    Is it "Gluck Gluck Gluck"!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like "chupa chupa".

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    You might look at certain Spanish products differently.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Care for some chupa chups?

    ...hello ma'am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there's no more juice left.

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  • [–] 50 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    any negativity that comes to him is like more than 10x deserved at this point.

    he's got a karma debt that quite frankly uneases entire timelines.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    He will never receive enough justice for all the shit he's done.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Hey, I think his hero Hitler had a reasonable way out of his own personal dilemma...

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    [–] 16 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Bill Clinton leaned back, spread his legs, and guided Trump's crown using his golden locks as a reins. However, due to the locks anchoring mostly to the right side of his head, Trump gives angled head, a suck-on-a slant of sorts....which sparks joy upon Bill's now fully mouthed over rod. Alluring asymmetrical blowy, sultry sax sweetening the Musked air, as two heads of state become two heads in sync. Like a hot orange creamsicle, seems like something is trickling down alright, and this time, its not the economy.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Did you just... write an erotica piece about Trump and Clinton?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    It just sort of... came over me.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    Guys, the guy sucked a grown man's dick... Its not like he sexually assaulted... Wait... It's not like he raped kids... O... It's not like he makes fun of the mentally disabled people... Shit!

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    A modern politician by this point would have someone heading up a crisis management team, and a team leader setting out a unified strategy who is laser-focused on executing. I get that Wolff is saying that no one wants to be "responsible" but it's baffling to me that Trump (or someone who needs his political stock to remain high) hasn't at least brought in someone outside the admin to handle this. Trump used to be surrounded by fixers--is he so hobbled that no one is willing to take this on?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The orange-painted baboon doesn't need to handle anything. The Republican party is now perfectly okay with child-raping pedophiles, if they weren't already. That's what they are. That's how cults work.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Why do you think he doesn't currently have a slew of sycophantic fixers inside the admin at this point?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    My guess is that he finally realized that his base won't give up on him no matter what he does and republican legislators have completely lashed themselves to the ship of Trump so they have no choice but to go along with it or see their entire political career go up in flames during the next primary.

    Why do you need fixers when you are invincible and you have a legion of rubes who will stop at nothing to excuse your bad behavior? We are at "Trump is a pedophile, but that's okay" levels of cognitive dissociation amidst republican voters. I'm not sure the bar could go any lower that this without Trump directly committing an act of homicide. Even then, it probably wouldn't budge an inch.

    For Trump, bad press is good press, and good press is very very good press.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    That depends on what your definition of sex is

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Oral sex doesn't have that many definitions. I believe there's pretty much just the one.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I think it's a reference to Clinton's famous quote to a grand jury when grilled on why he said "No" when asked if there was a sexuality relationship between him and Lewinklsky.

    “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the—if he—if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement. … Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Yet he still lives

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Why is no one going after wolff? He clearly knew about the pedo ring and covered for epstein.

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