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[–] 91 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    pulling into service station with a flat tire

    "Got a flat?"

    "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    > Be me
    > At work
    > Test appears to be finished based on logs
    > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
    > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
    > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
    > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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  • [+] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    "Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Is it metric years or imperial years?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

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  • Story points.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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