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[–] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You think you're better than me?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?

    Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!

    No Carl. It's not our cheat day.

    BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

    No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!

    .........brains.

    I know.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Superbly played

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago*

    Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Then own it, show it who's the boss here.

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