Was it felony murder or real murder tho?
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Meanwhile after his release, Luigi will be absolutely swimming in pussay
He might even get murdered (drowned) in pussy. Wouldn't that be ironic?
If it's a common enough name combo, always double check.
My dead name was a very common one. The amount of random news articles that would pop up. I don't think I ever found a murderer, but a number of other crimes did pop up.
I have an uncommon birth name. My only known name doppelganger has a high prestige job and has started over taking me in search results. I'm happy to finally be a bit less Google-able.
My family name is pretty uncommon outside of mexico and when you googled my dads name the top result used to he an obituary of another man with the same name, birthday, same KIDS name, same time served in the army, and same job as a truck driver.
Only difference is he was from southern California.
Also turns out we were kin as my great grand father was addicted to traveling the country and making babies.
isnt the dude not being a murderer a bit much to ask for in 2025?
It might even work against her odds, because if you are a good looking murderer, you will get a lot of fan mail in prison from people who can't wait to meet you 😍
It has to be a crime for it to be murder
So honesty is very important to him
I can fix him.
Honey, you Gotta get better at spotting cameras. But thats for later. Plastic sheeting first.
I mean, is this really completely a bad thing? Having a partner that knows how to get business done could have its perks. Though perhaps it would be better to date a murderer that hadn't gotten caught. If you're going to partner up with a killer, at least make it a good one.
My grandparent's neighbor and friend was a murderer. Really nice guy. Us kids used to call him Santa because of his long grey beard. I mean, he likely wasn't nice when he committed murder, but I'm guessing he aged-out of his violent tendencies.
I worked a couple decades ago with a guy in his 50's who was legit, by his parents, named "Dale Gribble"
Names are used by many people
There's a successful musician with my name, makes me delightfully Google proof.
I imagine that might be handy if you’re trying to book something somewhere. Assuming the musician is still alive, of course.
How often do you get disappointed stares when you show up somewhere?
I share my name with a famous referee. I’ve had people try and talk to me about that sport when I’m very clearly not said individual.
What was his motive?
Now, one wants to talk about the fact that even if he wasn't a murderer, this would be a really weird joke to make?
I have a pretty common name. A Google search of it reveals all sorts of crimes.
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