Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] [S] 218 points 11 months ago (4 children)

DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.

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  • [–] [S] 132 points 11 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Wait, this is real? What the fuck

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help

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  • [–] 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.

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  • [–] 68 points 11 months ago (18 children)

    If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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    Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton's impeachment begs to differ.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report

    Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit...Because Starr's office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.

    That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.

    Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn't even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.

    If he had just said, "Yeah, Monica blew me," he would have been fine.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Lol. If he'd said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.

    Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    ...and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It's why he had questions like asking them to define "sexual relations" (the definition they gave didn't include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of "is" was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.

    And he won against congress in that impeachment.

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  • [–] [S] 120 points 11 months ago (9 children)
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    [–] 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn't notice that this was lemmyshitpost.

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (26 children)

    I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating...

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Giving head is often enjoyable

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.

    So I guess what I'm saying is... Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  • [–] -1 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    Trump is a narcissist. He would only care about how he could benefit from sucking Clinton's cock.

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  • [–] -1 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    People with NPD are subhuman filth

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    Not all of them, since there are those with it who do try to change. But they're so few that they're basically outliers.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    All of them. We need a mandatory testing and sterilisation program to remove NPD from the gene pool.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

    Forced eugenics is always a bad thing. Don't be a Nazi.

    Edit: to expand, Cluster B personality disorders aren't necessarily genetic. Yes, they have a significant genetic component, but an estimated 29% are due to environmental factors.

    And not everyone with a cluster B personality disorder is a monster. It's not uncommon for surgeons to have them, as detachment from empathy is a bonus in that profession.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    You're the Nazi, you're the one defending pedophiles like Trump

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (4 children)

    Being a narcissist and being a pedophile aren't mutually inclusive.

    I'm not the one advocating the extermination of a group of people like a Nazi. That's you.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    At least you've got the good sense not to use woke "person first language" for these monsters

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    If they do monstrous things, they deserve to be punished for it.

    But having a cluster B personality disorder doesn't automatically make you a monster. Just like having clinical depression doesn't automatically mean you're suicidal.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    The fact you're acknowledging that narcs do monstrous things means you agree with me, you're just censoring yourself to appear politically correct

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    People who have NPD might have a higher propensity to do monstrous things, but having NPD doesn't guarantee that you will.

    I most certainly don't agree that people with NPD should be forcibly sterilized.

    And no, I'm not censoring myself to be politically correct. I just know that the blanket demonization of entire groups based on immutable aspects they have no control over is part of the fascist playbook and shouldn't be tolerated.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Can we not with the eugenics? I get that a lot of NPD people suck. Personal experience. But that is an absolutely unhinged conclusion.

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  • [–] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago

    It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!

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  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    For those too lazy to click

    In the chain of emails between Jeffrey and Mark Epstein from March 2018, Mark makes a series of comments on the relationship between Jeffrey and Trump. In one of those emails, dated March 21, 2018, Mark asks his brother to ask Steve Bannon if Russian President Vladimir Putin has a photo of "Trump blowing Bubba."

    In starts with an email from Mark asking Jeffrey about his health. To which, Jeffrey replies that he is with Steve Bannon. In response, Mark writes: “Ask him if Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”

    The mention of the President "blowing Bubba" has caused a storm on social media, as 'Bubba' is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton, who is also alleged to have been associated with Epstein.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I clicked the link, and it’s fucking cancer

    Popups, ads, trying to go back to lemmy takes it to another page.

    Yes I know what ad block is. I’m on mobile.

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Must be a tall blowjob recipient?

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