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[–] 45 points 1 year ago

"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass," police said in the news release.

Holy shit that is funny.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    Boomers are always saying things like "Just show up and start working, they'll hire you". This madlad actually did it!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Get this man a commercial license and hire him!

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    [–] 58 points 1 year ago*

    At first, passengers didn't realize the man wasn't a bus driver, McKenna said. But when he started making some wrong turns, they started asking him questions and one gave him directions to return to the scheduled route.

    He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass," police said in the news release.

    The absolute legendary irony of the man stealing a bus but denying a rider with an expired pass. “Sorry bud, I dont make the rules” Im dead

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago

    "you kept making the stops?!"
    "YOU'RE BATMAN!"

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Better work than some bus drivers I’ve encountered!

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    HSR should give this guy bus driver training!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    "Wait you kept making all the stops?!!"

    "Well they kept ringin the bell!"

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "of no fixed address" is the most asinine way of saying homeless I've ever heard.

    I really hope that doesn't catch on like "unalive"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    NFA doesn't mean on the streets.

    Live in a van? NFA

    Couchsurfer? NFA

    It just means they aren't registered at an address, such as being on the electoral role.

    I have the local jobcentre as my registered address as when I'm back in the UK I live between my van and various Travelodge for work.

    Am I homeless? No

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Homeless doesn't automatically mean you live on the streets; "having no fixed address" is the definition of homeless, which is why it's asinine.

    It's like calling them 'casual denim trousers ' instead of 'jeans'.

    Why say lot word when few word do trick?

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  • Best interview candidate ever

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's the definition of theft in Canada? Here it requires intent to keep the object, which I don't think is given in case of a spontaneous joy ride where the person returned the bus.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Canadian police seem pretty level-headed here.

    "There was not a ding on the bus. He did a great job," said McKenna said. "It's comical but at the same time it's serious. We're thankful nobody was hurt."

    "We didn't want to spook him," he said. "We didn't want to make this a tragedy."

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

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  • Which "that" are you referring to? The homeless person's driving skills, the police handling of the incident, or something else? I mean if he was that good at driving it, then once he gets his shit in order, maybe they could take the opportunity to help out a guy who's obviously in need of a job to build a life with. Certainly would give them a good look with the public, I'd think.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    "He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass," police said in the news release.

    Dude was taking this gig seriously lol

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    Maybe they should offer this man a job

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    He also refused people with expired bus passes. Police get a lot of criticism, but it seems they handled this one about as well as could be expected.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*