Noted, thank you! We’ll make the switch right away

I'll throw my weight behind Who Gives A Crap. It ships to you directly on a subscription service and it's made of bamboo.

Charmin is an excellent alternative.

We used to use Charmin until they started doing pop up ads.

Target brand tp - the one in green packaging - has surprisingly good score by Sierra club or whoever does ratings on sustainability.

How ethical is Kirkland Signature (Costco store brand) toilet paper?

I'll never go back to my pre-bidet self.

I just had to replace the gasket between the tank and the bowl, along with bolts and fiber washers, because one of ours failed and leaked water from the tank onto the floor, damaging the hardwood. Protip: you need to tighten those three bolts more than you think.

What makes them horrible toilets?

My favorite is the Champion one piece. It’s a beast to install because it’s literally one giant piece of porcelain. But that also means less chance for a leak in 30 years.

About 8 months ago I put in one of the giant one piece porcelain toilets. I got it at Costco in Canada and brought it back to the States. That was an interesting trip through the border crossing back into the USA.

CBP: "Anything to declare?"
Me: "No booze, weapons, or tobacco, but I do have a brand new toilet in the back"
CBP: "You're free to go"

It was cheaper than any other dual flush single piece toilet I could find here in the States and I've liked its performance in the months since putting it in service.

Woah, crazy! We’re working on the bathroom as money allows, and that’s one of the things slated to go. It’s so cheap, basically cardboard with a tile pattern

Is that something like vinyl on a board? Pre-mounted linoleum, almost.

Funny, I came here to say how gross I thought that was, especially in a bathroom, because it's impossible to clean.

Wait a second, how can somebody who lives in a genuine log cabin be posting in !dull_mens_club? That's not dull at all!

Ha ha don’t be impressed, that’s cheap 80’s imitation tile and it’s basically cardboard.