"Newsagents and art & craft stores now have chalk in locked metal cages. ID and proof of age over 18 is required to purchase 1 piece, and a face scan, iris scan and fingerprinting required to buy a multi-coloured pack."

While the Adelaide Mail prefers to avoid editorialising in its articles, we are urging authorities to rain down on these troubled youths with the strongest iron fist of the law by threatening to call Father Christmas at the North Pole and tell him “the kids are being naughty”.

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youth “crime”