"Dad, I don't know how to say this, but...I'm gay"

"We know. Now, would you like some tacos?"

"What?"

"Sigh, I guess I'm eating all the tacos."

I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it's a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.

He made a rookie mistake by mixing up the gay meals, 12 tacos are for the lesbian daughter, 12 hotdogs are for the gay son.

This is enviable.

Being able to eat 12 tacos in a meal and remaining skinny like that

6 of those were for his son, but he ate all 12 because he just learned his son doesn't like tacos as much as hotdogs. 😌

Heartwarming now, heartburning later.

Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"

Why is there a camera?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

Lmao wrong link, but I'm going to keep it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSido3IwnE

An understandable reaction, for sure.

I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.

How to get a bigger audience by doing two genres in one video

On reddit there woulde be a "jarvis i am low on karma" person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past

If I raise my kids gay, will I too get free tacos? /s

I'd accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.

Still have no idea what a meme is, but by golly that's not going to stop you from posting random crap... Good for you.