ADHD crew skips days all the time.

Well, uhm... You should not be overwhelmed by what the future might hold, but just focus on getting through today. It's easy to mock sayings if you're too stupid to understand them.

Alt text: I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time"

What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

I'm just here because I want the pumpkin candy in the background

Insomnia was invented because John Twoday once tried to take it two days at a time all at once.

It means take it one day at a time instead of more than one day at a time. If only we could take it no days at a time!

Behold: 🫴 benzos.

Well, you can certainly be tired from one day as if they were a couple of days ...

My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as "only eat one a day" which is not something I think I can do.

That advice stands in opposition to my lifestyle: living in four-day batches.

History will prove I was correct...