Free dishwater refills.

No not with coffee. Unless it's just plain coffee with milk/cream and sugar, only fountain drinks and tea get free refills.

Bruh I was just at a Waffle House, they served coffee in perfectly normal ceramic cups, didn't get any though, felt like the ever rarer Mr. Pibb instead

small as one could reasonably allow, and the ceramic is almost an inch thick

they better heat that cup with a blowtorch for 5 min. before they pour coffee in it or they will only be serving something akin to iced coffee

No wonder they’re so angry all the time!

Naw, we get vacation. We are just told we have to ask for it a year in advance, told about 3mo prior whether it was approved, and are unable to use it in lieu of sick days (which we only get 8 or so yearly). Most of the country all work on the same days and times, and so we use vacation to take care of taxes, licenses, permits, etc. Then on top of that, our country is so damn big that travel usually costs more than a 3rd of the entire 1 week vacation.

Then you got the good stuff, otherwise it'll be high fructose corn syrup

If you don't want that, just don't order "Kaffee". Every half decent bakery sells Espresso or Café Crèma, you just have to ask for it.

But worse

...Yes it does, Sprite, Schweppes, even the own-brand stuff you get in the shops is all called Lemonade colloquially.

It definitely does. In all my years ordering vodka lemonades I've always gotten a Sprite, Schweppes or R White.

I feel like you don't know what real lemonade is because yeah you always get sprite or whites, if they think they're being posh they'll give you whites, which tastes exactly the same as Sprite so I don't know what the point is.

Unless you're in the south you mostly don't have to specify unsweet for the tea (unless it's something that sometimes but not always comes with things mixed in like chai). Coffee should be that as well in theory but so many people drink it in different ways that if you just order a coffee or espresso or whatever you'll get asked if you want it black (and dont get me started on restaurants asking if i want my martini w vodka ir gin). Chains have (or had, it's been awhile for me) their own lingo as well, like at dunkin a "large regular" meant 2 creams and a sugar (or maybe 3 and 2, I can't remember)

16 oz? how many shot glasses is that? I only know global weights and measures

jawns

I'm a native English speaker and had never seen this one before. Apparently only used in eastern Pennsylvania

They're clearly already doing drugs

Mid thirties. The sex would have to be mind blowing to replace even gas station swill at this point. Drugs it just depends, I need my brain for work.