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[–] 215 points 1 year ago (62 children)

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (33 children)

    Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

    Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    What? If you're not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It's the beach.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    what the hell are you talking about dude?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.

    You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.

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    when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think "oh they are talking about insulin" and more so "are they talking about drugs?"

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  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)

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  • [+] -7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But only cases! Never 6-packs.

    For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

    Something like this:Tip resistant decanter

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    They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

    I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?

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  • [–] 92 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?

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    Well at least that's a flared base.

    But, uhm... context?

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    everything everywhere all at once
    go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.

    I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.

    Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.

    It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    It's impressive that you could.

    I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.

    Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.

    And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I'm no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.

    Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact

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    Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?

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