Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this:

Take flasks.

For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

You can stick tall cans in the sand