‘I don’t have warm shells to plug into’

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[–] 34 points 1 year ago*

To make more electricity, they should try using some of the hot air that constantly comes out of Nadella’s mouth.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    These guys are openly admitting that all these investments are going into hot air. Altman has also already admitted we’re in a bubble. But it doesn’t matter because the line goes up anyway.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why the hell are they spending money on things they literally can't use? Who authorized that purchase?

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "True our business plan is trash, but if we had infinite energy it would scale."

    ...ok? That isn't a flex?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    No, you don’t understand! If you use our product to ask it about things you don’t know anything about, its answers are indistinguishable (to you) from an expert opinion, even when it’s wrong. This is a pure win for society with no down sides!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    As an engineer, I definitely could think of a lot of cool ideas that'd fix problems if I just had unlimited energy or infinite resources.

    However, since I'm not a CEO I don't get paid for said "what ifs"

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  • lol holy shit Nadella is such a fucking tool

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, okay. If we could pull the reins on this collective AI idiocy a little, that'd be greeeat.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Problem solved

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Chips that are really only competitive for a year are sitting on shelves. Good thing they reduced consumer GPU capacity to make these. The rest of us might be paying reasonable prices otherwise.

    Edit: Just another reminder that capitalism only works when all actors are behaving rationally. There is nothing rational about what's going on in this market right now.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    Is he trying to get our sympathy, because nobody is doing that.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ah the E.T videogame strategy.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    I’m sure Microsoft can outspend Joe Shmoe on electricity so just buy more, duh. „Satya Nadella drowning in pussy, Microsoft CEO says” has about as much credibility though.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hurry up and make the analog computing chips and cut power requirements 1000x or more

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Actually retarded

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