It's like he thinks all of politics is just a big version of the board game Risk.
What's happening over there? SEND THE MILITARY!
What's going on in that town in my own country? SEND THE MILITARY!
What's that noise in the hall, and who's that creepy lady in a hat?? SEND THE MILITARY!

Ah, yes, Nigeria, our mortal enemy.

Wouldn’t have anything to do with distracting people from the building of the Epstein Ballroom at the White House, would it?

Epstein

"Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?"..... says the cunt who can't stop bombing other countries, and their boats, and enabling other Dicktators currently at war! WTF is WRONG with that obese, orange rectum ?

Any other country with oil should be shitting their britches right now

I am in a constant state of whiplash and panic for the last fucking year. I need a fucking break. Nothing I do relives the stress. I literally feel like it is killing me.

Did Trump fall for one of those Nigerian prince spam scams?

You see, that's why he keeps insisting he stopped so many wars, so the ones he starts will balance out