"I'm looking for something that says, 'Dad likes leather.'"

This used to be a filter to tell which of your friends and/or family were tech literate.

Remember when every piece of Window$ software back in the day tried to get you to add their browser bar to your web browser? I really thought that would be the peak of how awful browser add-ons could get. Guess I wasn't dreaming big enough to imagine a boondoggle as utterly useless as an LLM integrated into a browser. I mean, I hated Clippy at the time, but never imagined anyone (even a marketing clown) would try to jam him into a web browser, and have him remember everything you did online so he could chat with you about it.

What an amazing idea to try to push users from reading articles to reading bullshit hallucinations of summaries of articles. AI really feels like the thing that's pushing us to become the humans from Wall-E faster than any other invention right now.

You forward 16 prompts, what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter (Thiel) don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the AI store

Maybe I can get Google's lawyers to help settle a lawsuit my neighbors brought against me for installing spycams in all their bathrooms for a similar portion of my exorbitant wealth. Every neighbor will get an IOU for $0.000069.

Soooorry. We're sooooo sorry. Pwease forgive us... actually we don't care if you forgive us. This settlement prohibits any further indemnification. No wrongdoing, and you're libeling us if you say otherwise. See ya'll in court next week.

Obama beat him to it already.
Kunduz Hospital Bombing

The FBI trying to patch up all the paywalls online. As usual, their real master is the business community.
Can't afford a subscription to the news? Fuck you, pleb, get rich.

The cruelty is the point with demons.

It's like he thinks all of politics is just a big version of the board game Risk.
What's happening over there? SEND THE MILITARY!
What's going on in that town in my own country? SEND THE MILITARY!
What's that noise in the hall, and who's that creepy lady in a hat?? SEND THE MILITARY!

A Brief History of Income Inequality in the US
For further reading I'd highly recommend the book A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn.