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[–] 116 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.

As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sadly enough, the same is applicable for regular programs..

    If it were only this hard for bad stuff, you might have a point, but this also being an issue for good stuff is why linux is such a PITA to use....

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but it makes me feel smart when I get it working even though I'm running off the back of 100s of other users that are actually smart and listed out the steps online.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Honestly that does make you smart, as far as computer users go. Being able to distinguish good advice from malicious advice is something a lot of people can’t do, otherwise those scam sites hawking ‘tools’ (malware) to fix some random windows problem wouldn’t exist.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Though tbf when searching for linux help you're more likely to actually get it, and it may not work or you may have to kinda translate it to your distro, but it's less likely to be that type of malicious tool you speak of on windows.

    Meanwhile those "tools" are either SEOd to hell and back so the only thing that comes up when searching is them instead of some useful stackoverflow page, or windows docs post-w8 themselves tell you to fix every problem by reinstalling.

    Actually that's a BIG reason I finally swapped to linux, for years it had been "but idk how to fix shit like I can on windows" until that tipping point when it became "well at least I can find a fix for linux, windows just keeps saying reinstall and the internet says 'use this totally not sketchy proprietary and sometimes expensive software.'"

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  • [–] 71 points 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the joke that github should just hire malware developers to fix the install process of every random git repo that requires pages of install instructions and an entire book of troubleshooting

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  • [+] 120 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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    [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    Remind me of a time long ago when someone requested my help on setting up a project.I Tried setting up project on my system and there was malicious code that would collect and send data to the attackers, but it failed to read data because it was trying to access the C drive.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Should have actually charged the $5 for all the work done

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    respect the hustle heres a pity ransom

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    yes, somehow people keep inventing less funny versions of that

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  • [–] 81 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Sounds like an average day trying to run something on Linux.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Nah, most things people try to run work no problem.

    It sounds like trying to install dependencies for libraries for R on Linux. 🤮

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah SteamOS is celebrated for its contributions to gaming, but good luck running something that's not in flathub

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I installed some games from GOG on the steam deck. The hardest part was trying to figure out how to make them show up in steam library. For software that requires modifying the system, you'll have to jailbreak the steam os. It's quite straight forward and irc it took me about 30min to enable sudo and install ydotool for autoclicker.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Well yeah, it's built to run proton which is wine to emulate windows games. I'm talking about using it as a Linux machine outside of purely steam / windows games. Try to install megasync, for example

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago*

    I actually had a version of linux fail to run on linux recently: software updates were failing because the newest OS version updated some directories and file structures, and downgrading would require doing manually.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Now that is being damned with faint praise!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    That is a bit out of date. There are professional cyber crime groups now, doing very sophisticated malware.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes. Sadly Linux viruses are doing well, today. I suppose it is a reflection of Linux's success.

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    What is this cmalw library? Cannot find anything about it.

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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago*

    Viruses absolutely exists for Linux, extremely severe ones too.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I feared I was going to laugh out loud and wake up the lady of the house. Its hilarious!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I love this story, and I also love slowly watching the image quality descent to jpeg

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    So the strategy works!
    Just need to open a bitcoin wallet now and add it as a resource file in an executable that seems like it would be a malware and "report" it to someone who will do this stuff.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    That sounds about right, maybe they should have not used AI to make it lol

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  • Sounds about right

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