this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025

958 points (99.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

programmer_humor@programming.dev

34,016 readers

8,270 active

983 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
- If the mod doesn't find it funny, you're banned. Ha-ha!... For real: do not use the community for "statements". There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.

founded 3 years ago

moderators

anzo@programming.dev

Feyter@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

Linux Virus (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

55 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

parent

hideshow 4 child comments

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

parent

hideshow 3 child comments

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

parent

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My anus is bleeding!

parent

hideshow 1 child comment

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 1 year ago

Again.

parent