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[–] 28 points 1 year ago

The College: Hey! For one, our infected monkeys aren't contagious, and TWO, that monkey wasn't one of the infected ones anyway!

Sheriff: Da fuq y'all got going on over there.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Since this piece of misinformation about the monkeys has already caused damage: the monkeys are/were not infected.

    Archive link

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't want to play any more. How do I get out of this?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Wasn’t there a movie about this, like 20 years ago.

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    Not that. I think it was called Patient Zero? Or Outbreak? Or Epidemic. They were trying to find this monkey that made them quarantine this whole town. And then some kid was friends with the monkey, which added an ET rip aspect. And there’s like some big helicopter chase through the mountains. The kind of movie you watch on basic cable late at night when you’re half asleep.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There are indeed several like that. 12 monkies also, but likewise I do not recall which plot is from which movie:-).

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    This literally didn’t happen. You are part of the problem.

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    There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.

    The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unfortunately

    🙉

    these had not yet been infected

    RFK's health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now

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  • Me in Mississippi:

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    I side bet infected lab monkeys every time, just in case. Like playing 0 at the roulette table.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    so in the end who was lying, the driver or the lab or the article writer?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Scarecrow Folk

    Excuse me, wtf?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What is this meme taken from?

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    I just made my girlfriend watch this movie last weekend

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I had a new outbreak next month

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I keep hearing about infected monkeys. Did something happen in the news?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's honestly hard not to say we as a species don't deserve whatever happens from this. This was 100% our own choice and we have no one else to blame.

    Think about it as a sci-fi film. If an evil alien civilization breeds humans specifically to subject them to a life of constant suffering and experimentation, and some humans they deliberately infected with deadly diseases escape, would anyone in the audience feel bad for that alien race when those diseased humans infect everyone and wipe them out? It would be the most classic poetic comeuppance trope and the humans would be uncritically hailed as the heroes.

    Spoiler alert, we're evil civilization doing that.

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  • The article says they are NOT infected. It does say "aggressive" but doesn't seem to expand on that.

    Despite reports initially suggesting that the monkeys were carrying infectious diseases - including hepatitis C, herpes and Covid-19 - Tulane University, where they were being housed, denied that was the case. “The primates...aren't infectious. We're actively collaborating with local authorities & will send a team of animal care experts to assist as needed,” the university wrote.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is so messed up

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