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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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    There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.

    The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unfortunately

    🙉

    these had not yet been infected

    RFK's health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now

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