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[–] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tired: resume

Wired: salary-walled resume

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    "OOPS!

    Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment!

    These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access."

    (Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee

    • Loves to discuss unions.

    (Tier 2) $$$ "Really Need This Job" Moderately effective employee (Most Popular!)

    • Shows up, does the work.

    (Tier 3)$$$$$ "Happy To Be Here!"

    • Ludicrously overpaid but...
    • ...Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
    • "Going places." Maybe not to your competition!
    • "Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!"
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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    develop my personality as a career person.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    This what we should really do. They like to pass through hundreds of interviews and if, if, you manage to get to the final, like it's hunting games mate. Check mate.

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    [+] -24 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

    DQ'ed due to including a photo which is inviting discrimination. Also DQ'ed due to lack of statement of applicable skills to BFOQs, And, no references.

    Cute idea, but bad formatting. If you want to do something like this:

    • Don't include a picture.
    • Highlight BFOQs from the job posting.
    • Make your minimum salary requirement clear.
    • Include at least 2 references which refer to specific skills or BFOQ competencies.
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  • [–] [S] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    if there is no picture, if it's just text, no one would be inrigued enough to want to unlock it.

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