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(Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee

• Loves to discuss unions.

(Tier 2) $$$ "Really Need This Job" Moderately effective employee (Most Popular!)

• Shows up, does the work.

(Tier 3)$$$$$ "Happy To Be Here!"

• Ludicrously overpaid but...
• ...Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
• "Going places." Maybe not to your competition!
• "Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!"