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[–] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tired: resume

Wired: salary-walled resume

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    "OOPS!

    Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment!

    These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access."

    (Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee

    • Loves to discuss unions.

    (Tier 2) $$$ "Really Need This Job" Moderately effective employee (Most Popular!)

    • Shows up, does the work.

    (Tier 3)$$$$$ "Happy To Be Here!"

    • Ludicrously overpaid but...
    • ...Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
    • "Going places." Maybe not to your competition!
    • "Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!"
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