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[–] 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

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  • [–] 98 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    tell me you're american without telling me you're american

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Frivolous lawsuits are mostly a fake thing McDonald's convinced the public of so they wouldn't have to pay medical bill for someone after serving coffee that was way too hot. The reason for most big payouts for injuries is because the medical system is broken.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How the fuck do you win that lawsuit? I really want to hear their arguments.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

    Don't fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you're in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag????

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It can literally Kill you! Even a lower speed accident. I took care of a patient who's leg was shattered and it cut her femoral artery into a couple pieces.

    DEAD! Just by hanging her bare feet outside the front passenger window across the edge of the dashboard. Air bag deployed. The END.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Of the many broken bones I've had, a snapped femur is one. The damage it did means I'm never walking without a limp or running at nearly the pace I could. All it did was compound above the knee. This is permanent massive life changing damage. That bone absolutely destroys all the critical muscle groups, blood vessels, and massive nervous system that flows down to your lower half.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh look. They pooped their femur!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    The hip bones attached to the..... Oh, sorry about that....

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    Lol its like you were in the ER with me. After getting a $5 sling for $130 and 50¢ Tylenol for $50 they sent me home and referred me to a doctor on the far side of town who wasn't in my network. Its almost been a month since I broke my collarbone, only abt a month of sling time left! And $617 dollars in med debt later

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  • [+] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Whenever anyone does this in my car I check if I'm clear of other cars and slam on my brakes sending then under the dash.

    They always get the message.

    And I will keep doing it.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole...

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Basically its the application of an airbag upon a human body positioned in a way no vehicle was ever designed to accommodate forcing the body to bend in half in ways it shouldn't. Basically, never put your legs over the airbags while in a moving car and you'll probably never suffer injuries like this

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Hell, I bruised my hip bone once at a martial arts seminar. The next-level pain I felt from just that make me worry for when I'm dumber/older and need a replacement.

    Looking at trending, it's 50-50 I'll be fine into my 80s or be 4-joints-bionic by 70. Nothing in-between.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    No fixing stupid. Seeing this every now and then.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If this is someone born male, they hip checked themselves in the nuts. Ow ow ow!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    This is one of those things where my 6+ ft height is a privilege.

    I have never even dreamed of putting my feet on the dash.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you look at their sacrum you can see their soul crying (it kinda looks like a face in agony)

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    I bet that black circle in the upper left is a pre-fart.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Dude your leg went up your ass

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That took a second to sink in how bad this would be

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  • Oof... I shattered my pelvis into 13 pieces in a bad car accident in 2015. They thought i might not walk again, but I thank God im walking just fine. I also had major head trauma and had totally lost my short term memory at first. Its has fully come back, I think, mostly. I couldn't even hold a conversation at first.

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  • That is just not where legs go.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    They should try The McGill Big 3

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    As horrific as this is, it feels a bit over cautious. There's quite many horrific accident pics to be found that could be used to say 'never in your life get into a car'.

    In the many years that I've been driving I've never collided with another car. The amount of time I've sat in a car with my legs on the dashboard is even smaller, as it's not particularly comfortable.That doesn't mean accidents don't happen, but the statistical risk of this particular incident happening is rather small.

    There's really a lot more things that are statistically more dangerous than this, that people still do on a daily basis like standing on a ladder or playing sports.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    What are you talking about?

    "I've never got into a crash, so go ahead and put your feet up on the dash if you like because people get injured from ladder falls and sports."

    First of all, and this is an issue I'm trying to impress on my 7 year old too, no one intends to have an accident, that's why it's called and accident. Just because you've never been in a car collision doesn't mean it won't happen.

    Then, in the event that a collision does happen, you really don't want your feet up because it will be worse. What may have been some heavy bruising to your face and chest turned into one shattered femur and one ripped right out of your hip.

    That's the lesson, and it's not "over cautious". It's absolutely an appropriate level of caution.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Statistically how realistic is the scenario, though?

    My point is that there's more urgent dangers to worry about.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I still don't understand.

    It sounds like you're saying we should not be concerned with putting our feet up on the dash because we could fall off a ladder.

    Don't put your feet up on the dashboard because an unlikely crash could shatter your hips.

    Don't step on the top of a step ladder because a less unlikely fall could break your spine.

    Why are we comparing them like it's incompatible to practice basic safety for both? Absolutely, there are many other more common dangers in the world you should guard yourself against. But not putting yourself in a position to severely worsen your injuries in the event of a car collision is one of them!

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh I do agree that practicing basic safety is essential. Only in this case the horrible effect after the crash takes center stage over the likelihood of it happening.

    This is a very common psychological effect that we are more scared the more horrendous something is, instead of how likely it is to happen.

    I wonder if there even statistics on the amount of crashes involving people with their feet on the dash. But in this thread it's talked about it putting ones get in the dash is as reckless behavior, which is not really. There barely more risk of an accident putting your feet there.

    There are statistics on where most accidents happen and it's most often around the house.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You're conflating the severity of the consequences to the likelihood of it happening.

    The likelihood of getting in a crash is not higher if your feet are on the dash. The likelihood of your injuries being worse, way worse, is. That's the point of plenty of plenty of precautions.

    Do you think seatbelts aren't necessary because they don't make you less likely to crash?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (1 child)